Missing Fridge Causes Hammertime Police to Make a Case out Of It

A report of a missing fridge has gone viral. Bill Hickenbottom said his fridge was stolen in the middle of the night. He kept there a case of beer every so often, however, when his fridge went missing, there were only 11 bottles in the case he had in there.

Police Constipated Officer Brian Dekoff said it's not enough to make a case. There's a lack of evidence. "Look you need 12 bottles of beer to make a case, there were only 11. How the hell do you make it complete? People are just wasting our time", said Officer Dekoff.

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It was Bill who phoned police in the middle of the night frantic that someone might of gotten at his Playboy Magazine stash. He said he kept Playboy magazines in the fridge to preserve them for the future. He said, "They might be useful in the years to come as future generations will be able to enjoy every page without tearing them." Bill has two grandsons to whom he wants to pass the magazines down to, or sell them on eBay when they become 100 years or older.

We asked Bill what he would do if just someone would steal the whole fridge without opening it? He declined to comment...

Hammer Time Police said if anyone see's a running fridge, to act normal, and not hostile. The fridge is just doing it's job. However, if they see someone pushing a fridge to not approach the fridge as it might be dangerous. Police have a number of reports of fridges falling on people. 

If you see an unattended fridge, please call your local CrimeBusters and to leave a double double on-top of the fridge taking into consideration all safety precautions.

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