Cop tries to be hero and enters through dog door to catch burglar, gets bit in the ass by another police dog

A normal neighborhood

Hammertime police were called to a break and enter on Baron Street East, a known crack house and prostitution area. The area is full of certified massage parlors, given licenses by the city since they're the most popular customers. 

One Barbershop cuts hair in the front, but in the back leading to the basement side, a series of massage tables with leaky shower stalls are waiting for men to sneak in the back and have a good time. Police hardly pay attention to these areas. After all, your job is to get money for protection. I think they call that Racketeering in some countries, or here some call it business as usual.

Police were scanning the area for a suspect with unknown features. "It could be an alien for all you know", as one resident put it. She just finished watching the TV series Falling Skies in her living room. After all, Season 1 of the series was filmed in the area.

As officer Yankem approached one house creeping slowly, he noticed a silhouette of two men in the window. One man was holding a stick next to the other man's crotch. The officer paused for a moment, thinking there maybe a second suspect and that they're playing a game of hide-and-go-seek inside. Without hesitation, the police officer noticed a dog door by means to use as an entry point, and approached the door, in a Splinter Cell type fashion. The K9 unit was already dispatched, and Rex the K9 Dog, was hungry for bacon.

Head too big, must back out.

The officer stuck his roasted size head in the door, getting a good glimpse of the two men. It appeared that the two men were arguing about what kind of cleaner to use for the floor. One was talking about Mr.Clean, the other one Spic n Span. The stick was from the mop of the broom. Now understanding that this isn't the house he wants, he tries to reverse his entry as the officer's pork roasted head was stuck. There was no way getting out of this one unless someone had a half pound of butter. This was the least problem for the officer.

Rex the Police K9 got a good glimpse of food straight ahead. You've heard of fast food, now this is faster than a McDonald's drive thru. A pound and a half of lard from a distance looks appetizing, and it's not even wrapped up in a bag. The dog, not being able to distinguish that the man he is about to bite in the ass is another police officer, lunged his front teeth forward at the officer's ass. The officer howled like a wolf like in a symphony orchestra.

Excuse me, while I have some ass biting to do.

Officer Yankem required 20 stitches. Those will be a lot of stitches to yank out once the officer makes a full recover. No pun intended. 

As for the suspect, he still remains at large. Is he stealing something else next? City Councillors stolen property? Someone's stash? Tax Payers money? This sounds like a case for Batman! If only Batman existed in real life...