The City's Homeless Start To Occupy During Covid

I'm loving it

 

It's the wee hours of the night. The stench in the air gets even more stinky; the homeless notice something different, there's no-one around. The businesses have all vanished. A For Rent sign hangs in the window as the moon shines on it. Not even a whisper can be heard, just a stray bone from a BBQ Rib can be seen. Maybe that bone is from the last BBQ the premiere shut down.....

Businesses now in the Hammer are officially closed. This is the second lock-down in history, with no solution in sight. The local donut shop is still open since it's officially declared an essential service from the Hammer Time Police Department. Not so much for local businesses. 

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For those Brave Hart souls who still want to defy old soviet city lock-down rules, fines can now reach 1 million dollars. That's without encore for this weeks lucky lotto 7 numbers. Remember they're no losers, just winners. Business owners can also face a jail term of 6 months with daily interrogations of what they think their best BBQ sauce is. All intel goes to the Lard Premiere of Onstario. 

The homeless now have started to take advantage of the pandemic, and are moving into premises like restaurants. The fryers turn on, ready to make French Fries. One homeless person goes into the freezer to grab a bag of fries, while another analyses the rancid oil.

Another group of homeless set up shop in a electronics store called Best Electronics. One person turns on a brand new 20K resolution television. His nose touches the screen while watching the Playboy channel. Another homeless person tells him to move back to see some skin. Another person finds a bunch of walkie-talkies. He tries talking into them with to no avail. They have no idea of how to use them.

I wonder if the ATM works

The group now fixated back on the television, try to look for some chairs and popcorn. Popcorn is in the super-market next door, so two people take a non-working walkie-talkie and head on over next door. They find a bunch of non-microwavable already prepared popcorn in plastic bags. They take it pass the checkout as if they forgot to pay, and return back to the gang of homeless in the electronics store.

Back in the store, a chair was found, pop-corn is being shared, and TV shows are being watched. The homeless have taken over. The mayor, Fred Penner is up in arms still over that casket someone brought to his house. He gives the Trudope shrug, and has nothing else to say.

How long will this go on for. Is this a s0ros creation, or is the beginning of the Twilight zone. As long as chicken wings will be in-stock, and T-Bone steaks available, the premiere will not be worried another day more.

Find out, so stay tuned.