Grow-Up raid turns out to be an oregano inside farm

A quiet neighborhood with snow on the roofs.

Cathy Butcher is just an average resident of Finney Street. During the winter, she sometimes hires a contractor to remove her snow if it's too much for her and her husband who is on disability. One thing that kept Cathy wondering was why one house always had little to know snow on their roof. She said "All of the other houses have a lot of snow on their roof, which makes sense after a heavy snowfall. This house I see has not even an icicle. I wonder what they do in the summer time, fry bacon on the roof, or put a patio up on their roof while sipping on their Timmies?"

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The mystery is now over after the Vice City Unit raided the complex after residents like Cathy started complaining about the strong smell from their neighbors. Police found 20 oregano plants inside, a street value worth of over $50. All plants were photographed, tagged, and brought in, however no charges have been laid yet. Police Chief Mike Crotch said "Unfortunately with our limited budget, we were hoping that this bust would pay for some of the expenses. We spent over 1 million dollars on thermal visioning, patrolling the neighborhoods hoping the catch more grow-ups. Illegal ones that is"

Police raid the suspected grow-up

Residents are now angry after finding out the reckless spending of the city for needless equipment purchases. This comes to light after news the city was installing a water slide on top of the escarpment. 

One resident even thought about knocking on the door and asking if he was making spaghetti... The resident who did not want to be named thought about bringing a plate with him in return for a 6-pack of beer.

The owner of the raided house is short time resident Luigi from Milan Italy. Luigi said he tried putting a garden in his backyard, but rabbits started eating all of his cabbage. He stayed up sleepless nights waiting for rabbits, even buying a stun gun just-in case the rabbit showed up. To no avail, Luigi moved his garden in the basement planting oregano, tomatoes and cucumbers. In a phone interview he said, "I lay down for naps on the grass in the afternoon, the ambulance comes and gives me a $240 fine. I can't take my own snacks to a movie theater, and I can't even grow a fucking garden without being raided. It's just oregano man. Screw this stupid country. Your prime minister looks like a clown too", he said.

Rabbits destroy the garden

This isn't the first time for Police misconduct. Three months ago Police came to the Sundale Retirement Home after a complaint about a man holding up a plastic knife to other residents. The officer who arrived shot him in the chest saying he had just finished watching Police Academy 3 at the station before arriving on scene. Luckily the man who was shot survived after a steel dinner plate was found underneath his sweater.

The Hammer time tried to reach Police for comment, but were told to try after lunch. We tried asking after lunch, and they said to try after dinner. We tried after dinner, and they said try after dessert...

Will have more news once it follows.