Premiere of Onstario takes over BBQ Restaurant in Hammer Town. Wants to be the next BBQ Zilla

Where is my BBQ

The Prime Rib Roast Premiere of Onstario, has his eyes set on another BBQ joint takeover. The Premiere has already taken over his first BBQ place not too long ago in Tornato.

Duggie the behemoth Premiere whale said to reporters that having a BBQ restaurant opened during COVID-19 is a risk to his waist-line. "What if all the BBQ places run out of food. Where will I eat", said the Premiere. He goes on to say, "If I can take over every BBQ joint, I can control what comes in, and what comes out... Even without Metamucil."

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The premiere also stated if he can't enjoy BBQ, nobody can. He also went on a vicious speech about being able to marinate his ribs how he wants it with Dug's special BBQ sauce inherited by his hillbilly Uncle. An escaped convict who use to run his own sticker business.

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Wearing a mask is essential inside any business, even a BBQ joint. Getting BBQ sauce on your white mask and turning it red is just half the fun the kids would enjoy. The premiere was seen without a mask this week because he said no mask could no-longer fit him. After seeing him come out of his newly taken-over BBQ joint, the premiere gained 20 pounds. He says he's trying to get his hands on the same masks they used for the HBO Chernobyl Movie.

Last month, police and members from the BBQ Vice Squad took down the owner of a famous BBQ Ribs Restaurant. No pigs were seized during the raid, and the owner was charged with running a business without inviting the Premiere to an all you can eat buffet.

In local news, the Mayor of Hammer Time Town said someone left a coffin near his residence. The mayor inspected it and said it's too small for him, and left a note on the top. So far, Public Works is debating if it can be recycled.