Police were sure as heck seeing a double double this night!
It's the weeeee hours of the night and the Donut Police are on standby as usual looking for something to do other than to waste tax payers money. One officer had to do a double take while being parked near by. It was officer Lard Ass who could not believe what he just saw while munching down his honey glazed stuffed donut, a man riding a lawnmower pulled into a drive-thru in his underwear.
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| Out of all places.... |
The officers waited till the man completed his order as a gesture, and then proceeded to chase him down twenty highway. Other cars honked their horns and cheered on police as the lawn mower went slower than your traditional bus sized scooter. The officer in the passenger seat took out his gun and shot the back wheel of the riding lawnmower. The riding lawnmower did a 360 degree spin and went into a ditch. Police drew out their weapons and told the man to turn off their lawnmower or be shot and killed. The man complied while being tazed. The officers only paused when the man stopped moving for five minutes.
Gary Ranger from Shitsville is charged with one count of operating a dangerous Craftsman lawnmower while high, and disturbing a police officer at a donut shop.
He is scheduled in court 5 years from now.
In other news, gas lawnmowers will be banned in favour of solar powered ones. Good luck starting that one.
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