New COVID-19 Drug Turns People into The Walking Dead.

Just temporary side effects

Do you feel like a zombie at times? Do you go out late at night in Pyjamas looking to eat some brains? Now you don't have to watch your favourite zombie movie to see it in reality.

It's true you'll see some people at all hours of the day in Hammer Town walking around dazed in confusion, smelling like yesterday's garbage, and looking for their next quick fix, but these people are as harmless as that yappy French Poodle... All bark and no bite. We can thank the Cuckoo Cuckoo House for providing these people with their happy meal injections.

With the latest COVID-19 drugs being released and tested to the public like field mice eating rat poison, some people are experiencing some unusual side effects.

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One man by the name of Bob said he started to feel stronger. His skin was turning green like the Incredible Hulk, and could no longer fit in his work shirt. He said he first noticed when young ladies were starring at him constantly. In an interview Bob said, "I thought they were looking at me for me, for a moment there, but then when I looked in the mirror, I kinda thought I could be in a Marvel movie. I felt powerful, and even after eating Christmas dinner alone with my dog, I didn't gain any weight. Only my dog did"

Is the cuckoo cuckoo house real, or just an imagination?

The new COVID-19 drug does list some side effects on its website. It includes drowsiness, sleep walking, changes in skin colour, and decaying flesh. The ingredients of the new drug include but not limited to, chicken stock, onions, garlic, worcestershire sauce, Vitamin D, and Facecookie Messenger. In a press release, Mark ZuckyBurger said he fully supports his app embedded in new technological drugs that way people will know when they get a new message.

The health minister issued a statement and told people that if they see people who look like zombies on the street not to run them down as they would be charged with murdering a zombie, I mean person. The government is very frustrated with the scarce supply of the new drug as the Prime Rib Roast of Canada has all seasons of the Walking Dead on DVD and a collector's Bluray edition in his den.

If you have seen people acting strangely, or looking at you finger lickin good, please leave a comment below quick enough to get out of the way to safety. We will report new findings as the death toll continues to raise....