We're gearing up for the annual donut food fight contest in the Hammer Town which will happen in a few weeks. Stay tuned for more information and find out which undercover police officer will show up. On duty of course.
Mike Boxers has a clear message for everyone. He wants to pay more money for electricity because he feels people aren't paying enough. The 42 year old plumber with a 4 inch crack when fixing toilets bent over says he makes enough money to pay for electricity and doesn't understand why people are complaining about the extremely low prices. "You know it costs so much money to run those big turbines, and Niagara falls must cost a lot of money to operate daily, I think electricity is a luxury", said the Hammer Time man. A little history about Mike is that he has a severe debt problems with two financial intuitions, and has declared bankruptcy at least once. He also forgot to file his tax returns last year, and says that doesn't bother him. That money he owes will go towards his $230 dollar hydro bill every month.
Hydro rates in the Hammer have steadily increased every year with HydroNone being the main supplier. The 2nd, the neighborhood hamster on a treadmill. People don't understand why this is happening after all, electricity has never changed since it was first discovered by Benjamin Franklin. Mr.Franklin would of probably electrocuted himself after find out what Canadians are paying in 2017.
Luigi called Mr.Boxers a fool, and a selfish man. Luigi says a lot of people can't decide whether to buy food or pay their electricity bill. He said at least in Italy, you can make your own garden. Here you have some ****head who can make one complaint to the city, and they can shut you down faster than a Windows 95 shut down on a fresh install.
** NOTE: The city has started spying on residents using Google Maps to see if they have altered their property without a permit. If they find a violation two Avro Lancaster bomber's can drop a bomb using pinpoint location at any moment.
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Hydro rates in the Hammer have steadily increased every year with HydroNone being the main supplier. The 2nd, the neighborhood hamster on a treadmill. People don't understand why this is happening after all, electricity has never changed since it was first discovered by Benjamin Franklin. Mr.Franklin would of probably electrocuted himself after find out what Canadians are paying in 2017.
The person responsible for this is Orville-Redenbacher's look alike sister. Members in the community have referred to her as the wicked witch of the Power Plant. For her mistakes over the years she has promised to lower electricity rates, and change minimal wages to $15 per hour. Forcing companies to hire less workers, and to replace those with outsourcing government programs like the work and travel program.
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Other people in the Hammer have voiced their opinion at city hall. Luigi from Milan Italy has been in Canada for less than a year and referred to the hydro rates as extortion from something higher above than the Mafia. Luigi says at least with the mafia they come with baseball bats, with these guys you get an envelope every month with higher rates. They give you no warning what-so-ever. If you don't pay, they shut off your electricity. That's worse than murder.
Luigi called Mr.Boxers a fool, and a selfish man. Luigi says a lot of people can't decide whether to buy food or pay their electricity bill. He said at least in Italy, you can make your own garden. Here you have some ****head who can make one complaint to the city, and they can shut you down faster than a Windows 95 shut down on a fresh install.
** NOTE: The city has started spying on residents using Google Maps to see if they have altered their property without a permit. If they find a violation two Avro Lancaster bomber's can drop a bomb using pinpoint location at any moment.
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