New Pot Law Gives Senior Retirement Home Man Uncontrollable Dancing

Bill was just eating brownies at the Sundale Retirement Home in the hammer late last Sunday night when suddenly he felt the urge to start dancing. Other seniors in their stationary seats couldn't help but watch Bill get up and do the jiggies. Sue, who has been in the home for three decades couldn't believe her eyes. "He started just dancing like a crazy man on drugs. I couldn't even do that for a kazillion dollars", said Sue. 

Bill having the jiggies

Those brownies that Bill were eating weren't just brownies, they were Weed Brownies. Whoever made them knew what they were doing. They obviously wanted someone to have a reaction, and boy did they get one. The brownies were bought from a bakery called "The Munchies Bakery". Just two kilometers away from the home. Nobody knew what the name meant. Just something that will make you hungry for more.

Weed, which has been decriminalized in Canada ever since Justin Truturd became prime minister of Kanada believes the more people that will take drugs unwillingly, will result in people forgetting about their problems so that business in Parmesan Hill can run as usual. It's a Canadian thing. Timmies, hockey, and uncontrollable dancing at the senior center. 

Although with all of that dancing, things got worse once Bill started, he couldn't stop. It's like you're looking for the battery compartment to switch him off, but you can't find it. Just the stitches from surgery", said one of the staff members. One of the staff members ended up calling 911 in which paramedics arrived thirty minutes later. Police were also on scene as one staff sergeant sampled one of the brownies. He snuck out five as well. A gesture to his undercover doughnut days.

Police arrive to control the scene. 

No comment has been released by the Sundale Retirement Home, or the Police. Although one resident urged people to think twice before they eat something. They said you never know what will happen to you once you start. Like smoking!

UPDATE: Hammer Police caught dancing on the street. Will provide more information as it follows.