It's one step for people kind that is, according to the expert of the selfie mirror, the prime rib roast of Canuckstan said in a press meeting today......
Hammer Time man Mario, who regularly jumps over things to collect coins is a plumber by day, and and a sidewalk maker in the evening will be the first people kind person to jab himself to the moon. Mario said earlier in a video "I got all of these injections in me, I can feel the power, I can feel the juices going through my veins." He also stated while talking cross-eyed on Good Morning Till Tomorrow, "Not even the Rocketeer will be able to keep up with me. I'm the king of the world."
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| I'm going to the moon, then to mars. |
Mario, who uses anti-depressant pills, is also on suicide watch after screwing up on Tony Soprano's sidewalk according to his doctor, Dr.Nick. His doctor is world renowned for botch surgeries, and prescribing sex enhancement pills to gorillas in the wild, will be monitoring the event taking place later this afternoon. Dr.Nick said in an interview, a coroner is not needed if things don't out as planned.
Community members of the Hammertime Welfare Club and socialist NDP leader Andrea Butterfinger are all scheduled to watch this amazing performance. All proceeds will go towards the Libtard action plan of how to deal with carbon copy pollution, and a new Dummies 4 Electric Car book 2nd edition will be released to the clinically insane crazy house institution. An incubator for the Libtard party of Canuckstan.
In other news, McBurger University is also looking to make history after it has developed a AA battery for scooters which can drive a 600 pound person exactly 3 feet. A milestone in the making for the poor exhausted battery. Researches are hoping their batteries can be used to power forklifts, and be used to lift food to a person's mouth.