In the days of political corrrrectness, everything must be deemed a soviet neutral way, or be careful, the guys with long barrel guns straight out of a WW2 movie will be visiting you.
The Swedish chef, known for his master class lessons on Swedish meatballs and hot spicy sauce, can make a person laugh when playing tennis with round bouncy pieces of meat. When you have steam coming out of your ears, you know it's good enough to make again.
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However, his portrayal of being stupid, and reckless has questioned if it's linked to Swedish people. After all, he is known as the Swedish Chef. Dizney wants to remove all stereotypes from everything they produce, even a dumbed down Swedish Chef.
Take for example IKEA. They proudly serve Swedish meatballs in its cardboard quality stores, but, this does not mean that all swede's from IKEA like the taste of them, or just don't eat them everyday.
Dizney respects the cult of offensiveness, and has bowed down to sheeps of madness. The president of Dizney said in an interview "We respect everyone, and we know that damn sure, not all Sweds eat meatballs, and not all Italians love Pizza. If we need to remove everything from our library, will burn it first, and make sure no-one can use it again"
In other news, Nintendoh is thinking about changing the representation of Mario and Luigi not as Italian plumbers, but as caregivers from a mental hospital. Their voices will also be changed to represent hard-working pathetic individuals.
Oh, and about Dr.Seuss books... They're going away too. The publisher will hide those books faster than Atari got rid of those E.T cartridges if you remember that story. It's all about thinking for us isn't it...
Please look at the T-shirt collection below. Those Trudeau shirts aren't banned yet. Maybe if they were books. Just maybe....