New Green Label On Products To Indicate Products made By E.T

It's just food coloring... Or is it.

Inclusiveness is a big issue in department stores and grocery markets. The next time you buy a bottle of Vodka from the store, you should look for the 'MADE IN RUSSIA' label on it. After all, buying vodka from another country wouldn't be the same. Only Russian made Vodka has that quick-get-drunk-fast effect. Every comrade wants to get their money's worth while supporting the state Kremlin budget.

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Stores through-out Soviet Canukstan are rolling out a joint venture to make sure unrepresented groups such as those from the planet Melmec, or others featured in the movie Independence Day have an equal opportunity because somehow they feel some how discriminated against. E.T and I mean the movie, was hidden from people because nobody would know how people will re-act if they saw a brown ugly Extra Terrestrial up-close and in person. 

Green colours will be issued to food labels such as bread, cola, and extra green Mountain Dew made by people from the E.T community. Bread will have an extra glow to them, and will not in anyway be affected by radio active material. The company or the E.T people behind such products say they only want to give humans what they deserve.

You can take just 1 bottle.

Others are looking forward to buying labels with green labels on them because they somehow to want to support everyone fairly. A store shopper by the name of Jeff said he only supports products made with dirty hands. He said it gives the food more texture and doesn't care if the person who made it has something like tuberculosis. Jeff sent us an E-mail saying he's looking forward to these new green label products and would feel even more special if they were endorsed by the Green Karl Marx Party of Canukstan.

However, not everyone is convinced that these products are safe to consume. Some have seen these  products light up through the windows at night enough to put a poltergeist to shame. One person think it's from the creators of The Real Ghost Buster new green Twinkies. These sweet snacks have a special green cream inside not made from ectoplasm of course.

What do you guys think.... Do you think certain food manufactures should have special colours to represent who made them. For example E.T or perhaps BigFoot. Leave your comments below.

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