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It's 4AM. Most people are asleep by this time, but not one Hammertime man drug dealer. Will call this person Jake since he fears retaliation from the Hammertime police...
They Vice City unit hasn't been getting their cut as of late since no-more than 5 druggies at a time can be in the same location. This means less business for the police force.
Jake peddles on his Bike like some character from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. Always watching his back since there's always someone out to get you, or an unpaid debt that didn't get cleared... You know, people do forget. When the city closed down all non-essential businesses because of COVID-19, Jake was confused. He knew the citizens of Hammertime needed their fix. It's an essential fix. Not like a Windows update fix, but a druggie fix. He questioned himself, 'am I an essential service'.... He also says if he doesn't supply people with drugs, that the city could turn into a Walking Dead TV Series. He also goes on to say people need him. It's like water, you need it to survive.
The city now wants to give drug dealers on wheels the same rights as essential businesses as they're now the first respondents to a drug fix. Can you imagine someone shaking in convulsions, not getting their daily and dying. We will be loosing druggies. Druggies help stimulate the underground world.... Prostitutes are also loosing out on work since they can't serve their usual clientele at downtown city hall.
The city plans to have a vote next week. If approved, we can see drugs be the driving force to pay for our city taxes. After all, druggies need a city license too, which costs 500 smackaroos a year.
Thousands of people are already out of work because they have been laid off. Non essential businesses can be fined millions of dollars if they're deemed running. Canadians are told to wait for green flashing lights when and if they're to return to work. City workers are still being fed like pussy cats.
Will reach out to the city later in the day if they have any further comment. For the time being stay safe, and chew your Kraft Dinner slowly.
Bon Appetit
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